Protein Jeans
s-m-n-stained jeans, usually worn by a man, though women have been known to be stained as well. characterized by faint white splotches, and much more easily identifiable under a blacklight.
you can tell that buzz is addicted to jerking it because of his splotchy protein jeans!
denim trousers exhibiting residue of -j-c-l-t-.
don’t sit under the blacklight, man! your protein jeans are showing!
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