Providence Catholic High School


the greatest high school on planet earth. located in new lenox, illinois. you have to be a complete 10 out of 10 to go there. its neccesary to be a sn-bby, white preppy kid to go there too. the students most popularly reign from orland park, homer glen, tinley park, lockport, or mokena. the boys act like total hard-sses, and the girls are total hoes. home of the celtics, the greatest football/baseball/cheerleading/cross country/track/softball/tennis/soccer/hockey teams. the hockey team has the hottest guys. like, d-mn. most of the hockey guys like to take it up the b-tt from other players in the showers. one of the only high schools in america where the seniors prey on freshman like it’s a religion. the band sucks d-ck. and they smell bad. you need to go to this school, you will never regret it! oh and f-ck saint rita.
lockport student: oh, you go to providence? do you think you’re better than everyone?

providence catholic high school student: yes.

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