Provo Dip
s-x act performed by students of brigham young university in which the young man dips his p-n-s in the young woman’s v-g-n- without thrusting, thereby following the university’s strict rules regarding s-xuality. the couple lies motionless until they fall asleep or get hungry.
“brian and gentri love each other, but they don’t want to be kicked out of byu, so on valentine’s day they’ll just be provo dipping after a trip to the cheesecake factory.”
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