proximity error
when in close proximity to one you care deeply about, or just purely have the raging hots for, you make insanely stupid and inexplicable mistakes.
lori, i know i really eff’d up our dinner order…but every time i’m near you i suffer major proximity errors! i can’t help it…it’s what you do to me!
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