Pseudo Manfriend


someone a girl continuously has s-x with, but you do not consider yourselves in any sort of relationship. “friends with benefits,” possibly minus the “friends” part. no strings attached, a purely s-xual relationship. pseudo meaning not real, manfriend because girls like men, not boys.
i’m so drunk, i’m going to call my pseudo manfriend tonight to see if he wants to hang out.

i haven’t gotten laid in forever, i miss my pseudo manfriend, the s-x was so good.

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