psuedophile
a psuedophile is a person who constantly tells self-flattering lies to his friends in a pathetic attempt to make them think more of him.
matthew: “a biker put a gun to my head because i’m higher up on the ladder than he is. then i smoked 15 cones, drunk 2 cartons of jacks then drove home. on the way i had to stop and beat up twelve abbos with one hand, the bong was in my other. then i picked up 10 smoking hot drunk girls, banged them all and dropped them home, apologizing to their boyfriends on the way coz i’m a good guy. the cops pulled me over and breathalized me on the freeway but i told them i only lived around the corner and they let me off for the third time in a week. i have a supermodel girlfriend who i got pregnant but you guys can’t meet her or see her. ever. now i’m an ice dealer.”
matthew is a psuedophile.
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