when an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior s*xual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. there are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of s*xual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.
a psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified c*ck blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.
a person of below average intelligence. someone who is easily distracted and scatterbrained. – debbie burkhalter the waitress who brought the wrong dinners was a dittzlefring.
- life cereal
life cereal is a piece of sh*t cereal that no one wants. and if you have bought, kill yourself. bye mom and bye world.😭🔫 i hate life cereal
- nut noogie
the act of extreme *j*c*l*t**n into a women hair follicles and lather it onto her scalp as if it where conditioner. next put her in a head lock and give her a noogie don’t stop the noogie or release the headlock until she p*sses out. once she wakes up immediately falcon punch that b*tch in […]
- droopy eggplant
a droopy man t*t or b**b “athena sure has some droopy eggplants” “athena sure has some droopy eggplants”