psycho-menstruating slut (pms)


pms is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally ‘off’ ex-girlfriends. typically the female species experiences a few days of pms monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad pms can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. beware of pms wh-r-s, they may be winning now but they’ll probably end up with v-g-n-l cancer by the age of 30.
the local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating sl-t (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered gl-ss of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.

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