PTMD
ptmd stands for post traumatic meal disorder. the state of realizing you just ate a f-ck ton of food and now you’re in the stages of developing a food baby. you ate so fast you didn’t realize how f-cking much you stuffed in your stomach and will now be in for a world of hurt. be prepared to feel the side effects of the food baby itus.
d-mn eric you just ate a whole pizza!
yea mike, i’m getting some ptmd right now.
sh-t dude that food baby is about to f-ck-start your -sshole.
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