Pube Knoose


when your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your p-n-s. which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.
ahh! this p-b- knoose is a b-tch! i wish i could untangle myself, i guess i’ll wait til church is over.

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