pube muppet


a s-xy s-xy s-xy h-m-s-xual.
h-llo my good man. i am the p-b- muppet.
a character supposedly made up by drunkmagikoopa.
he is just a kermit head with p-b-s all around him and a h-m-s-xuality beyond imagination.
he usually speaks with incredibly sick language using the words p–p, -ss, d-ld- etc.
there are also some variations like the p-b- jason, the p-b- fozzie, the p-b- peggy, and the p-b- ein.
“what the f-ck? what kind of a piece of sh-t stablishment is this? f-ck off and let me be!”-the p-b- muppet
the hottest most s-xual muppet of them all… kermitt…. also it can be a bad-ss mother with a huge dangly c-ck.
yo, that kermit w-ng is wack??

f-ck me hard u p-b- muppet.

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