Pube Spider
the ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.
i was about to go take a shower when i found a gigantic p-b- spider just hanging out in my drain.
the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your -ss or b-lls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried sh-t or c-m. they do not make very good pets.
harold: f-ckin a man, i just went down to ich my nuts and this p-b- spider just bit me!
one bro does everything another bro does. copy cat
one male grabs onto another mans p-b-s and hangs on!
he is such a p-b- spider… anthony bought a corvette and now he is buying one.
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