Pubic Awesome
a pubic awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. due to the gusto with which a pubic awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. at the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
vendor: so what do you think of your motorcycle tune?
happy customer: g-d d-mn that’s one peppy r6! i think i’m gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! -glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhrrr!-
(surprisingly hirsute) vendor: -sigh- another happy customer, another pubic awesome. i’m pretty glad i don’t manscape!
happy customer: might you have a floss-pick?
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