Public Friend


a person who acts like your friend in public and social situations, but basically uses you and treats you like cr-p.
jon: dude, devan downey is so good at basketball!
michael: yeah, but andy rodd-ck is the man at tennis.
dustin: jack is good at everything!!!
jack: uhh..thanks..?
later…
dustin: hey jack, can i see your answers, i was really busy last night and i had practice and all.
jack: um yeah sure.
dustin: thanks man, you’re the best.
afterwards…
-jack stands in a circle of conversation-
-dustin walks right in front of him and pushes him out of the circle-
despues…
jack: hey dustin, i woke up late this morning and didn’t have time for breakfast. can i please have some of those cheez its?
dustin: no
jack: jeez, what a public friend..

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