puck bunny

from canadian slang. a woman who goes to hockey games for the sole purpose of f-cking one of the players.
having gang-banged the entire sudbury wolves roster, tammy earner the label “puck bunny”
a female, typically in her late teens to early 30s (but it can go lower) who attends hockey games, not to see a well fought game, or to see 2 goons duke it out, but just to look at the studly hockey players in the hoping that one night they’ll roll over and see them in their bed, or in his bed, and has little or no interest in the sport or the score, and when a hockey player is brought up in coversation, will commonly use the words “tight, cute, s-xy, -ss, arms, shoulders” at any point in 1 sentence.
cant stand ’em puck bunnies
a girl that goes to hockey games hoping to score with one of the players
“that girl is only at the game to scope out the guys. she’s such a puck bunny”
aka the hockey team ho
at my school ive been called the puck bunny or the hockey team ho, what can i say… hockey players are hott
a female, particularily in high school, who only hangs out with pucks (otherwise known as hockey boys) or other puck bunnies. may exhibit other talents such as dancing, exfoliating, and rapid makeup application. wears a lot of spandex and specializes in moral ambiguity. rarely exlusive with one puck for more than a day at a time. hates and is hated by other girls.
puck bunny: hey baby!!!
puck: i love it when you talk dirty to me
innocent bystander: the only people that girl talks to are the pucks, she’s such a puck bunny
a “hockey fan,” usuaully female, who only likes the sport because they hope to/already slept with the players on a team, and generally knows nothing about it. or pretty much any girl that only like the penguins because they have sidney crosby.
what’s you favorite thing about hockey?
the hott players.
you’re such a puck bunny.

if the penguins ever trade crosby, i won’t like them anymore.
puck bunny.
n., usually a female, in her teens or young 20s who could care less what the score of a hockey game is. void any girl who plays hockey herself. also, a female who may not attend the games, but the parties instead, and hooks up with a guy just because he plays hockey.
brooke’s not a puck bunny, she plays hockey and has only ever hooked up with one of them! megan, on the other hand…

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