Pucked


the act of inserting a hockey stick into the rectal cavity of another person, usually a h-m-s-xual partner. however, “pucking” someone can also occur when two straight males argue over something trival, and one sticks a hockey stick up the other’s -ss.
whoa, j. wire just pucked bull!!!!

if you don’t admit that the vancouver canucks are a sh-tty team, i’m gonna puck you.
2 more definitions
to overcook food on the grill, to the point of burning or leaving a hard burnt crust on the food, esp. hamburgers.
linda wasn’t paying attention to the hamburgers on the grill and pucked them.
– to slip while f-cking (past tense)
“the floor was so wet from her juices, he pucked on his -ss”

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