Pucker


the -n-s.
kathy’s got a tight pucker.
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(v.) a state where the rim of the r-ct-m contracts and causes imbalance and partial blindness. this is often followed by the m-ssive power-trips and the collision of body to ground. recent studies done by scientist nathan baily have shown this disorder is 1000% more likely in power-tripping, middle aged, bald, stealers fans.
herold gifferd, aka “giffy gou” states, “i was just cutting wood on top of a hill and all the sudden i heard someone shout for me and i ran down to introduce myself. was running down the hill and i started the phrase”my name is heeerrroollll……” and then and their it happend i puckerd…. i felt my r-ct-m tighten and a flash of pain shot up my blader. it felt as if my recutum tightend on a thousand pieces of gl-ss. i went down like a sack of fat sh-t (o wait i am one). it took months to recover but with proper medication and diligece i will overcome my disorder
the wrinkles on the edge of your -sshole
when you shave your -ss-crack, i can see your puckers
pills containing mdma (ecstasy) among other drugs and chemicals (most commonly amphetamines) that serve to boost the energetic high so that it will last longer. many ravers prefer to take pills than pure mdma not only because it is seen as the traditional form but also because they find that a couple will allow them to keep dancing all night whereas after taking mdma the individual will usually “crash” (get tired) after several hours and have to take more in order to get their energy back. pills are also preferred because they are cheaper.
got any puckers on you?
slang word used in the uk meaning great or good. often used by the chef jamie oliver.
this potatoes will be pucker
pucker = -sshole. an -sshole will often tighten up- or pucker up – when something important happens. any event, good or bad, business or pleasure can cause one’s -sshole to pucker. when my -sshole is all puckered up, it is closed real tight – like a fortress.
my -sshole got all puckered up the other day when i won a major sales contract !
your -sshole
my girlfriend and i had -n-l s-x last night, she’s got a tight pucker.

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