Pudding Ring


a type of gotee that forms a circle all of the way around the mouth area, as if one had just indulged in a pudding cup. ironically this is a form of facial hair typically found on males who are slightly overweight.
oliver: so what did he look like?

delia: i didn’t really get the chance to look, i was far too enraptured with his glorious pudding ring.
when someone sh-ts in a circle around your d-ck and then gives you a bl-w j-b. a vanilla pudding ring is when someone uses s-m-n instead of sh-t.
if someone gave me a pudding ring they better clean it up.

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