Pudding Surprise
when you are having s-x with a girl in missionary position and unbenounced to her you are sh-tting in your cupped hand. once she had reached climax she is slapped across the face with feces.
i gave my girl last night a pudding surprise, and now she won’t talk to me.
when you are banging your hoe in the b-tt and she flarts. giving your man stick a nice coat of -ss juice.
friend “what did you with that hoe i saw you with last night”
you “that hoe gave me a pudding surprise”
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