puddle ponderer
(1) one who ponders puddles
(2) one who over -n-lyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
guy: this morning i was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of gr-ss and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.
girl: i’m sorry, i can’t take you seriously. you’re such a puddle ponderer.
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