puddle skipper


a beat up car. a beater. also known as a pos. generally, puddle skippers are large-body american sedans from the late 70’s through the early 90’s, although notable exceptions would be most volkswagen rabbits, quantums, or golfs, and anything made in a former east bloc country. puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the blue book value of the car itself.
“hey, did you see that new car jim bob bought?”
“what is it?”
“a 1984 caprice cl-ssic, metallic blue!”
“wow. what a total puddle skipper!”

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