Puddled out
p-ssing out drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, p-ss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be puddled the f-ck out. can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the h-ll out.
most alcoholics and fratboys puddle out from time to time. david h-sselhoff, that dude grabbed my girls t-t so i puddled his -ss out. i gotta go home i’m puddling out.
dude got in my face so i puddled out his -ss.
i drank a 1/5 and took a couple trazadones, i puddled the h-ll out.
i woke up in the alley behind the bar, d-mn i must of puddled out.
what usually follows being schw-lly.
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