Puddlenuts


the manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

syn: “the over-easy”, “curtain-sack”, “rooster waddle” or “man-drape”
billy was seated at the bench press when jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.
an insult, referring to a person so limited in their height that their t-st-cl-s drag along the ground when walking. it refers further to a specific instance of said ‘puddlenuts’ walking through a puddle, their sack dragging through a puddle, and shooting into their mouth.
dave-“i can’t see over your head, jerk!”

chris-“wouldn’t be an issue if you weren’t such a puddlenuts”

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