Puerto Freakin’


when a guy (puerto rican) is doing a girl missionary with the lights out and a friend sneaks in (non-puerto rican) and stands close to the girls head and then the puerto rican turns the light on while the friend continuously belts the girl in the face with his c-ck. p.s. some bleeding may occur to her face, if so it is properly executed.
man the other night rob and i gave this girl the best puerto freakin’ she didnt even know what to do!

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