puerto-jew
a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quant-ties of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend s-x-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping
that guy from the show in the seventies, who always said he was a puerto-jew
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