Puerto Rican Doorbell
when someone is too lazy to get our of there car and ring the persons bell, so they double park on the side of the street, and honk there horn till the person comes out.
i dont feel like getting outta the car, imma use the puerto rican doorbell…
” honk honk honk honk honk honk honk”
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