puerto rican pig roast
n.
a “three-way” based s-xual act involving two men and one woman.
the woman is filled both orally and -n-lly with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then “put on the spit” penetrated both orally and either v-g-n-lly or -n-lly.
guy#1: wow, look at that chick take those d-cks.
guy#2: yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned puerto rican pig roast.
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