puerto rican sneak-her


a s-xual move performed as follows:

when engaged in s-x in a doggy style position, pull out and exclaim “oh whoops, my d-ck fell out.” replace yourself with a large puerto rican friend, and let him resume. wait a moment, then run around in front of partner and shout “surprise!”

alternate names: juan carlos surprise, the sneaky thieving mexican.
hey mike, how’re you and sandra doing?

not to good man.. last night me and juan did the puerto rican sneak-her and she ain’t to happy..

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