Puerto Rican Speedboat


a double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.
“hey essay, did you see juan’s new place?”
“yeah, that vato got himself a puerto rican speedboat!”
a single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.
q: hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
a: probably buy a puerto rican speedboat for my mother.

q: hey how’s that essay ramos doin’?
a: he’s good just moved into a new puerto rican speedboat with his wife.

q: oh that’ll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

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