PUF

p.u.f (acronym)
1. verb:

pick up f-ck:(typically) the male counterpart will lift the female counterpart, to a position in which their s-x organs are on an even plane, thusly enhancing the overall s-xual experience, and making s-xual intercourse possible while standing.

2. noun:

a s-xually attractive female who is pet-te in physical stature, and can therefore be easily maneuvered during s-x.
1. i would like to take that girl from minnesota home and puf her until i am physical incapable of doing so.

2. there are several pufs at the university i attend.
adj.

poor
ugly
fat

nuf’ said
“how much of a mess can one person be?!” bg
“ughhh i know! theres really one word to describe “d”” -alshads
“puf!” bg and alshads unanimously
for when philthy phil says something stupid you reply puf which is short for ph-ck you fill
phil: blah blah blah
person responding: puf
a fart, but a sweet one. preferably a smelly one too!
did you leave a puf? it smells in here…

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