the act of farting after your girlfriend has prolapsed your *sshole by violently finger-banging you. due to the amount of *n*l swelling the gaseous pressure builds up until it is released in a single, explosive puff.
similar to the whistling kanye or the breezy yeezy.
my puff diddly looked like yellowstone erupting.
- sandle surfing
the dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. the intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples p*b*s, dead skin cells, feces, s*m*n, etc from getting […]
- doka pikey
a doka pikey is a person who collects scr*p normally in the back of a flat bed van. the vans are known as doka’s here comes the doka pikey to take that old washing machine away
- mexican rerock
chalky old school mexican meth that is recrystalized to gl*ss and old school taste is still noticed i bet you haven’t had any mexican rerock in a long time ,cruz over and try it
- steven and nadia
steven is a lucky guy to have a girl like nadia she is beautiful and she brightens your day every time u look in her eyes. nadia might say very few words but they really make nadia the most amazing girl in the world to have as a girlfriend or even friend she is the […]