puffin muffin
an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important– she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a m-ffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the m-ffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone’s day. not to be confused with m-ffin puffin.
what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can’t even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin m-ffin.
how dare you judge me! i am a man’s puffin m-ffin and don’t you ever talk to me again!
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