Puget Sound Sausage
a vile s-xual act in the same vein as the cleveland steamer or the alabama hot pocket. to properly perform a puget sound sausage, the male must excrete a good deal of liquid diarrhea into the toilet while his partner is unaware. once the water is good and brown, the male dips his phallus into the diarrhea/toilet water mixture, then runs outside and sticks his member into his partner’s mouth before he/she realizes the p-n-s is covered in diarrhea.
“i straight up gave that sl-t a puget sound sausage last night, son!”
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