some real ugly bird that has such a high opinion of herself although loves nothing more than to live her life through the experiences of others. she will interrupt everyone’s conversations with anecdotes from another’s life and these will usually begin with “well when i was at……”. these stories do not have to be relevant to the conversation.
everyone despised the actions of the pugfeltcher but felt powerless to avoid it.
when you have a crush on someone with the name of “grace”, but she rejects you, then you’re deezgraceful. ryan: hey what’s wrong? josh: i want to asphyxiate myself, i’m so deezgraceful.
- send buses
when snapchat autocorrects ‘send nudes’ to ‘send buses’. ben: hey boi, send buses lewis: wtf?! let me urban dictionary that.
short form of involuntary celibate. a person who finds it extremely difficult, maybe even impossible to get laid, due to minimal confidence, a hideous appearance, an empty bank account and the fact that they still lives in their mom’s bas-m-nt. i can’t believe that ash just spent a week at a sleepover and left the […]
the outline of a man’s junk caused by his genitals hey, billy, you should cover up a bit more since your manbulge leaves nothing to the imagination
- octopus zebra
why the literal h-ll are you looking this up? what’s wrong with you? who said this? anyway it’s a s-x position, where the female spreads all like out like a zebra. the male then sticks his d-ck in and goes in and out like a sucking octopus. man 1 ” i octopus zebra’d the f-ck […]