Puke-Shit
this is the countercessor sh-t-puke this not only smells as bad but now you have to taste it.
“i thought i should get this taco h-ll out of my system before we go out, but i guess i pushed to hard cause it came out my mouth”
when you are either sick with the flu or hungover and feel an uncontrollable urge to puke, get on all fours, and because of the force of the puke, sh-t your pants.
my stomach was killing me and my head was spinning. i got down on my knees to hug the toilet because my glands were swelling and my mouth was salivating. when my stomach wretched to puke the force pushed the sickness from my bowels as well. i was left with my head in a toilet full of puke and my -ss in pants full of sh-t. i experienced a pukesh-t. i pukeshat myself.
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