puking jackhammer
the act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. the contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!
guy #1 “dude, i picked up that c-m dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!”
guy #2 “no sh-t?” “how was it?”
guy #1 “my unit is shaped like a peanut today!”
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