pulchritude
pulchritude means beauty, when somebody is pulchritudinous they are beautiful.
“my girlfriend emily is the most pulchritudinous girl in the world”
perhaps the most ironic word in the english language. few would guess that this awkward jumbling together of hard consonants means “physically attractive.” anyone, whether or not they know its meaning, ought to feel offended, and possibly violated, when likened to this unequivocally ugly word or any of its variants. an exception would be sepulchritude, which refers to a supremely destructive display of physical comeliness. pulling off an act of sepulchritude is really awesome.
james, if you make reference to my so-called ‘pulchritude’ again, however flattering your intentions, i will be forced to castrate you with this spork.
pulchritude denotes beauty so extreme that it creates a grotesque state of excess. note that pulchritude is not a mixture of beauty and grotesqueness; rather, pulchritudinous persons or objects are only grotesque in that their beauty is so awesomely disconcerting as to render onlookers trepid, if not to repel them altogether.
the pulchritude on display by the notorious party school’s leisure pool kept all but the most stoic faculty members from frequenting the spot.
the glow that emits from a man’s genitalia when fully engorged. also known as the aura of arousal
brian was embarr-ssed by his pulchritude at the comic convention.
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