Pull a Bartman


to cause, by some d-ckhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life…the way steve bartman caused the biblical implosion of the chicago cubs in the 2003 national league playoffs.
yeah, he’s h-tting that tonight for sure!… less he pull a bartman.

dude #1: naw, he didn’t get the job… he pulled a bartman.
dude #2: no f-ckin’ way! th’ f-ck happened??
dude #1: he farted in the interview and pretended he didn’t hear anything.

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