Pull-a-Garrett
an irreversible mistake, action or misunderstanding that usually results in events that are less than pleasant due to public embar-ssment, pain, or humiliation.
“i pulled a garrett when i zipped up my fly because i forgot to put the goods away first.”
“that guy just pulled a garrett.”
“what a garrett…”
“i pulled a garrett when i thought ‘pseudo’ meant superior and called myself a ‘pseudo-ninja'”
to cut and colour one’s hair in an unusually bad fashion.
nice bleach job, darlene…pulling a garrett are we?
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