Pull a Jonah


pull a jonah – when a person aces a test with little or no studying.
“i didn’t study! i hope i pull a jonah!”
when one has s-x with a girl who is on her period and has a tampon in.
example 1
a: dude that s-x was so bad i think i saw a tampon string hanging out…

b: oh dude you totally pulled a jonah

example 2
-boy tries to take off girl’s pants as they hook up-
girl: i can’t… we wouldn’t want to pull a jonah.

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