pull a wifey
to withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. derived from the common expression ‘pull a whitey’ used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.
ever since he got married, simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.
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