Pull the stick out of your ass
it means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their -n-l cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather p-ssy mood. it’s a way of telling them to stfu. however, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make yo mama jokes. a similar thing to say would be telling them this with the sandy v-g-n- phrase.
guy 1: dude, i have so much d-mn homework i’m gonna tear someone’s freakin eyes out! aaarrgh! -throws nearby freshman out a window-
guy 2: dude pull the stick out of your -ss!
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