when you tell your friends you will hang out, then proceed to cancel it with a terrible excuse no more than 30 minutes of the interaction.
friend: “hey bro do you want to go to the mall?”
*30 minutes later*
friend:”so you ready to go?”
tanner:”nah bro, i gotta stay home and watch animal kingdom”
friend:”quit pullin’ a tanner.”
gamers transmogrifying their characters appearance to have a s*xually revealing or provocative look. this appearance is called a sl*tmog. that hunter has a s*xy sl*tmog
1) someone who promotes events but doesn’t know how to spell. 2) someone who sh*ts their pants often. from what im reading he is king in the area at sh*tting his pants and booking shows; other local promotars wish they do 10% of the shifting themselves that he does.
- i heard you using the microwave
this means that somebody was too loud during s*x the night before. ‘microwave’ refers to the coitus that was had. justine: good morning, guys! how did you sleep? carla: not very well. justine: why? carla: i heard you using the microwave last night.. justine: oh dear.. ‘you’re just jealous because you heard her using the […]
a fat ugly hoe who sucks d*ck all the time (kelsey strigler) yo that strigler is fugly but gives good head!