when you tell your friends you will hang out, then proceed to cancel it with a terrible excuse no more than 30 minutes of the interaction.
friend: “hey bro do you want to go to the mall?”
-30 minutes later-
friend:”so you ready to go?”
tanner:”nah bro, i gotta stay home and watch animal kingdom”
friend:”quit pullin’ a tanner.”
gamers transmogrifying their characters appearance to have a s-xually revealing or provocative look. this appearance is called a sl-tmog. that hunter has a s-xy sl-tmog
1) someone who promotes events but doesn’t know how to spell. 2) someone who sh-ts their pants often. from what im reading he is king in the area at sh-tting his pants and booking shows; other local promotars wish they do 10% of the shifting themselves that he does.
- i heard you using the microwave
this means that somebody was too loud during s-x the night before. ‘microwave’ refers to the coitus that was had. justine: good morning, guys! how did you sleep? carla: not very well. justine: why? carla: i heard you using the microwave last night.. justine: oh dear.. ‘you’re just jealous because you heard her using the […]
a fat ugly hoe who sucks d-ck all the time (kelsey strigler) yo that strigler is fugly but gives good head!
someone who cares for others more than himself selfless god like he is true to his name, hitanshu