Pulling a Charise
to be attracted to someone of the opposite gender who was born a) in a different country than yours and b) at least two years after you. to carry out this action, one must make out with this individual for at least 10 minutes in a public place.
“i didn’t hear from you last night.”
“yeah, sorry, i was pulling a charise – i met these cute belgian guys at a bar and then made out with one of them in tompkins park.”
“why didn’t you just make out at the bar?”
“they couldn’t get in, they didn’t have a fake. how about you, what did you do?”
“i put the kids to bed.”
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