pulling a david
when a guy goes on a date and puts his arm around the outside of a girl underneath her arm and fondles her b–b.
dude, he went on the date with her last night, and she caught him “pulling a david”! and she loved it!
is the act of looking very busy at work when you are just loafing around and doing nothing
victor:hancel you are not really working , but you look very busy with all those papers on your desk.
hancel:shhhh, im pulling a david
when one stays at home and does nothing but w-nk and play xbox
“you wanna come out today?”
“nah, i feel like pulling a david.”
“where were you yesterday???”
“i was busy pulling a david”
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