pulling a ford


1. a term used when someone, something around you does something amazingly and exceedingly stupid that you could cry.
ex: me:”hey can you send me the homework?”

other: “hold on i need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly.”

me:”looks like your computer is pulling a ford.”
2. to use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one’s self-esteem.
ex: me:”what’s the answer to #4: what is the highest geological point in the world?”

other:”i think the place i’ve been highest is the beck of my dad’s shed.”

conrad:”shut up you f-cking ford!”
1.ex: me:”hey can you send me the homework?”

other: “hold on i need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly.”

me:”looks like your computer is pulling a ford.”
2.ex: me:”what’s the answer to #4: what is the highest geological point in the world?”

other:”i think the place i’ve been highest is the beck of my dad’s shed.”

conrad:”shut up you f-cking ford!”

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