pulling a Goldberg
when a hot girl touches a guy a lot until he gets a m-ssive erection which is noticable by all. this would then necessitate the use of a large object to cover it up.
girl scratching and rubbing a males back…
guy: (-rg-smically) uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh… i think i’m pulling a goldberg!!
girl: oh man (laughing as she walks)
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