when you get murdered but everyone thinks it was a suicide
oh f*ck did you hear the news?
elliot smith just f*ck*ng killed hemself
nah he is just pulling a kurt cobain
- dank *ss weed
really fine cannabis. high quality marijuana that provides an intense effect. yo. we be hittin’ an’ jammin’ at da party after smokin’ some dank *ss weed.
- jeffrey james
a man born in a salt mine . forged by fire . hair thicker than a lions mane. a feral human with an icy heart who lives off hate. jeffrey james is so salty
- cinnamon crumb cake
when you c*m on a girls *ss, throw cinnamon on it, let it dry, and then eat it off. nothing is better after s*x than a cinnamon crumb cake.
- bovine handshake
the act of inserting ones hand into a human female’s virgina in a handshake type gesture. i gave her the old bovine handshake.