Pulling a Kuyvenhoven


applying the germans “blitzkrieg” to the activity of masturbation, “literally choking the chickens head off”
rod – “so brodeo, what were you up to last night?”
tod – “dude i was pulling a kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards”
rod – ” holy sh-t dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white”

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