pulling a marc
when the result of a heavy night of drinking includes p-ssing out on the couch at your own place, p-ssing yourself, and breaking multiple electronic devices stored in your pocket at the time with the unconscious p-ssing of urine. these actions usually occur in a cyclical nature, repeating until the warranty wears out on said electronic devices.
person 1: where the h-ll is marc?
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone’s dead.. lets go find him..
15 mins later….
person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc’s room)
did you also p-ss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..
person 2: (enter’s marc’s room)
why is marc p-ssed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with p-ss
person 1: i guess that’s why he’s p-ssed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also p-ssed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn’t answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night
(marc wakes up)
marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants
drew: dude, call me person 2
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